Introduction:
Three top-notch adventure bikes, the KTM 990 Adventure BMW R1200GS Adventure and BMW F800GS, spanning the higher wavelengths of adventure’s spectrums, light to heavy and moderately affordable to astronomical. Still, it all comes down to this, the Dempster Highway. Seven hundred and thirty-six kilometers of dirt, clay, mud, shale and gravel, it’s the only all-season road in Canada to cross the Arctic Circle and go well beyond. Calling this North America’s last adventure highway seems an under sell.
Here you encounter corrosive calcium chloride used to hold the road together, tire slashing shale, mud so slick the locals call it black grease, potholes that will swallow half a front tire, ruts left by tractor trailers that will pull you around, gas so infrequent that planning ahead is mandatory, grizzlies the size VWs, washboard as harsh as any suspension test, weather as fickle as a titan and scenery so gorgeously impressionistic it would set Monet’s lower lip quivering. The Dempster is all the North’s motorcycle challenges and romance rolled up into one easily provoked and angry package. If you’re lucky you’ll catch it on a good day. If you’re not, you’re us.
We’ve reached Midway Lake, and Kevin Miklossy (Photographer) on the R1200GS Adventure finds himself slewing from road edge to road edge in snot-slick axle deep black grease, Glenn Simmons (Photographer) has long since raced off on the KTM 990 Adventure and me? I’m foot down, then feet down, fighting to keep the slithering BMW F800GS upright through a construction-zone that’s been tilled then soaked in the rain. It makes everything we have encountered thus far feel like a walk in a muddy, wet and cold park, and to think we could have gone someplace warm…
So why come here?
Simple, if you’re testing adventure bikes, you need a proper adventure. A week of homogenous weather on California’s back roads won’t cut it. Riding 12,000km, 20% of that being unpaved, from Vancouver to Inuvik followed by a dash through Alaska will. It’s not gnarly single-track, because these are the “big” adventure bikes, the ones people look to when taking on the world with “second star to the left, straight on till morning” mindset. They’re also the ones we receive the most “please help me decide between” e-mails about.
So we’re on the long ride, where comfort, consumables, fuel consumption, range, wear, corrosion, and design considerations, become hugely important, and problems go from a grain of sand in the shoe irritants to end of the marathon excruciating. Need examples?
Which bike, fully loaded, is the easiest on and off the center stand? Shockingly the BMW R1200GS Adventure (GSA). But, the big BMW’s heated vest outlet is a fall-flat detail. Positioned under-seat below your left buttock, it’s perfectly sensible in a road-riding context, but standing off-road you need a longer cable and in mud the GSA’s outlet fills with grime, spoiling the connection mooting the entire heated vest exercise. Suddenly the seemingly odd design decision of the tank top outlet on the F800GS or the dash positioned outlet on the 990 Adventure leaves you going, “Wow! That was really thought out, the mud doesn’t get in there.”
If we seem preoccupied with mud, it’s because we’d angered the weather gods and had a lot of it – over 30 days of riding only two required sunscreen. Nor are the spirits of navigation being kind, as British Columbia is ablaze forcing us to detour around wildfires as we go. Finally, luckily, we’ve angered the bike gods creating a three-way comparison of pure happenstance. At the last minute KTM couldn’t provide a second 990 Adventure for the trip, and BMW stepped up with a replacement in the form of the F800GS, saving our soon to be wildfire fried bacon.
The Baseline:
Back in Vancouver, a million muddy curses ago, we received the three test bikes all within a few kms of 1500km on the clocks, but with greatly varying usage.
Our F800GS had been abducted from BMW’s off-road demo fleet, and been dropped repeatedly and received scratches, slightly bent off-center bars and a radiator freed from its mounts. The drop damage gives us the F800GS’s first fault; on a hard impact the fairing transmits the blow to the radiator breaking the mounts. In our F800GS’s case the radiator and fan shrouds pushed against the header to melt, making a strong case for drop guards. On the plus side, we’ve proven you can zip-tie one together and ride to the Arctic and back.
In contrast the R1200GS Adventure and KTM 990 Adventure arrived pristine, which is a shame, because they’ll never be the same after the Dempster.
For our over-packing pleasure both BMW’s came equipped with hard cases, two sides and one top, and knobby tires. The KTM though was an outlier sporting road-biased Pirelli Scorpion A/T’s rather than knobbies, and lacking a top case, so we just stacked it higher and added on a spare set of 41L Tourtek Zega cases lifted from our 640 Adventure, rather than KTM’s stock plastic Gobi bags. Following the maxim, “When in doubt, bring it all.”
On reaching Whitehorse we put all the bikes on equal footing, swapping on Continental TCK80’s all round at Yukon Honda, before heading out on the final road leg to the Dempster.
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